Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

miracle weed

The little bits of marijuana you find laying around your room after you've exhausted your stash and are desperate.

After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.

by KittenInAStocking July 10, 2012

weed miser

Someone who, for either being short of money, or constantly worried about running out, smokes small amounts of weed from a pipe at a time.

Greg is a weed miser. Greg packs probably .05g per bowl.

by greg410 May 29, 2017

Weed Whacker

A person who tends to smoke alotta Marijuana.

He smokes 10 joints a day...what a weed whacker!

by DJ Sami July 12, 2008

Dumba Weed

The Ancient african healing weed only found at the drug dealers on piquette ave and brush st in Detroit Michigan. Or in Africa. Also makes you hallucinate Extremly. So much that it gets to the ponint that some people have reported looking at a pillow and seeing "pillow pants". Also sees many childhood memorys like action figures in real life. Barbara Bush

Hey yo niggam you hear that dave chappelle went ova to Africa to got find some mouthfuking dumba weed. That shit is wack.

by pablo wetback August 29, 2006

Jag weed

a person who is a complete ass hole

You are a jag weed.

by SIdeHoe#1234567809 September 29, 2015

weed head

A higher level of pot head,
someone who buys weed no less than a quarter ounce a time
a weed head would roll blunts daily. Weed heads are generally successful pot heads staying in school and making money.

Angel: You guys are pot heads.
Kenny: Wtf no, were weed heads
Alex: Smoking purp by the pound, kush by the ounce.

by Kennyblaze December 11, 2007