carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.

This carrot has a super long carrot beard.

by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019

leslie beard

Usually occurring on males of Irish descent. It is a full facially grown beard, with hairs clipped to a length of no longer than 1/2". For a beard be considered a "leslie beard" it's color must be red/reddish/ruddy and the color of the male's head-hair must be of some other shade. The two shades/hue cannot match completely, thus creating a two-tone effect that is irresistible to the ladies.

"Sean is sporting a healthy looking leslie beard these days."

by Leslie Beard - well, look at that! August 4, 2007

stank beard

Having a beard or goatee that smells like an ashtray after smoking cigarettes.

Can you PLEASE go wash your face when you finish that cigarette, because I can smell your stank beard already?!

by johnnah75 April 28, 2015

beard belly

beer belly with a happy trail, making it look like your belly has a nice, well groomed beard.

Pablo: Yo, check out my beard belly!
Dan: Nice, it's better than your goatee!

by phagocitosis June 12, 2011

Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way

D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard

by Captain Dale July 30, 2011

gee beard

A Goofy looking and or a goofy acting person.

U r such a Gee beard

by kbeard February 8, 2007