Crap Fap

A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.

Joe: I have a weekend job.
Jim: Oh yea? I volunteer at the shelter. What do you do?
Joe: *thinking hard on his feet, makes something up* I'm a burlesque dancer named Emerald Princess. I do all this for charity, of course.
Jim: ... Crap Fap.

by KatoDado September 06, 2009

Skat Fap

Rubbin' one out while pinching a loaf. Chokin' the chicken while releasing the brown shark.

I was so bored while taking a shit, I actually jerked off! Skat Fap FTW!

by Master of Fartjitsu November 12, 2010

fap hole

A picture or video that is so hot, no amount of your cum can escape it.

This girl's nudes are a fap hole.

by fap-hole March 12, 2015

not my proudest fap

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

by Dubiks April 25, 2019

Power-fap

Masturbating right after lifting weights

Yeah i had a right Power-fap last night

by stonedmonkey92 November 14, 2011

Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

by poizunman December 29, 2011

Fibonacci Fap February

A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day

Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"

by Iraqistan November 03, 2018