Drunk Pirate 

One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.

Broke Ass Dave is a drunk pirate.

Drunk Pirate by Griz April 30, 2004

Emo Pirate

A pirate who doesn't rape and pillage but rather cries alone in the middle of his "ocean of sorrows" about not being able to find his pirate queen.

"Dude, did that pirate look gay to you?"
"Nah man, he's just an emo pirate"

Emo Pirate by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OBGYN December 28, 2005

dumpster pirate

A scavenger who will rummage through your trash cans looking for recyclables or anything of value. A trashpicker.

Those damn dumpster pirates were here again and they made a huge mess digging though the garbage in our shitcans!

dumpster pirate by TIMJB1 November 28, 2007

Panty Pirate 

Someone who steals girls panties to sniff while jacking off.

John Kelley is such a fucking panty pirate.

Panty Pirate by fortworthcody October 31, 2008

Do what you want cause a pirate is free 

You are a pirate!

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

Do what you want cause a pirate is free by weareblahs December 21, 2020

Smelly Pirate Hooker 

They live on Whore Island.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.

Smelly Pirate Hooker by shoelessloons September 20, 2010

Co-Pirate 

Noun: To make a copy or share a file in person that was pirated(definition 7).

A: "I just downloaded the first season of Lost!"

B: "I will have to Co-Pirate that."

Co-Pirate by MikeTheBruin January 17, 2009