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fudgy banana

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.
Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
by AirMatthew December 1, 2015
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Banana Gun

The most deadliest gun ever existing on the world. Its either shooting a explosive bullet or a deadly lazer beam of doom.

The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
Guy-1: "WATCH OUT HE HAS GOT THE BANANA GUN!"
Guy-2: "Well, there goes my life."
by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021
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desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
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Weekend Banana

Oh hey babe, want some of my weekend banana?
by Fortnite_epicman October 28, 2019
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bashful banana

When a man is engaging in intercourse and his penis loses it's erection and rapidly softens.
The date went really well, but when we got back to my place he got all bashful banana on me.
by Chef Juicy September 28, 2017
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smelly banana

When your dicks smell is so dank that people a square mile can smell. Also when your legs open people may pass out due to the musk of your dick.
Bro that guy has such a “smelly Banana
by Silliam November 5, 2018
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Monkeys and Bananas

A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas
People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas
by I Make Perfect Sense August 21, 2017
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