blond pineapple of death

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

by volhostess April 21, 2009

short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005

Red Pineapple of Death

A nickname for Vice Captain of Squad 11 in the Gotei thirteen of Soul Society- Renji Abarai- of the popular manga and anime series Bleach by Tite Kubo. Renji Abarai's hair is a deep red, and when he ties it up- which is all the time- his hair looks like a pineapple.

He is the Red Pineapple of Death- FEAR HIM! (it's actually just Renji wearing a shirt that says Red Pineapple of Death)

by AnimeFreakazoid October 18, 2011

boys that eat pineapples

1. a human of the male gender that consumes pineapples

2. why did you look this up it's pretty self-explanatory

Boy 1: "hey do you eat pineapples?"
Boy 2: "yea i'm one of the boys that eat pineapples."

by boy who eats pineapples April 27, 2021

home sweet pineapple

1. A phrase used by SpongeBob SquarePants when talking about his fruity abode.
2. Episode 5b, Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants (TV series).

1. Well, this isn't exactly "home sweet pineapple," but I suppose it could be much worse.

2. Hey, man. Remember Home Sweet Pineapple from SpongeBob? The one where the nematodes drink up his house?

by EagleGE September 16, 2020

Scientific name of pineapple

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus

"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 6, 2021

pineapple head

one who has a long face and chin and their hair grows straight up in the air mimicking the leaves of a pineapple

Go get a hair cut, you look like a pineapple head !!

by j9- ny November 5, 2008