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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
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shady bag

the bag that heroin users keep all there heroin tools in.
go grab the shady bag. i need my set and spoon.
by aw1322 February 9, 2010
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Bag Hingerman

The professional wrestler and brother of Hulk Hogan. Instead of yelling out "brother" at the end of every sentence, he yells out "Bitch" like the famous cook: Jesse Pinkman, or "Mommy" like the submissive slut he claims to be. Don't let that fool you, he'll put you on the ground in the ring and he won't let up. He has his special move called "Planetary Absorption" where he jumps and lands stomach first on his opponents. EVERYBODY GET READY FOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG HINGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
Wow, I can't wait to watch Bag Hingerman at his next show. I heard he's tackling the whole Among Us cast
by LEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKKK January 20, 2023
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Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.
Those lousy bag Smasher damaged my suitcase.
by Carl Morning November 8, 2018
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Scum bag

Someone who tells another person to sell Dogecoin and not hold!
This scumbag told me to sell high and buy low, and when I sold at .33 it went to the Fuggin moon!

He’s such a scum bag
by Brian Fuggin crawford April 28, 2021
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bag of dicks

An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.
by Jonnynyc March 29, 2017
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Duffle bagged

Usually referring to a break up. Taking everything another person has ever gotten you, put it in a duffel bag, leave it on there front porch and never talk to them again.
by Executing Jacy June 7, 2020
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