thought like lit

Backstory: Lit was a man who thought he farted but he actually pooped on himself.

Moral of the story: Lit thought wrong.

When you “thought like Lit” it means you thought wrong. You were mistaken.

Person 1: Man, I thought it was Tuesday.” (It’s actually Wednesday)

Person 2: “You thought like Lit” (in other words, you thought wrong).

by Dr Ciri July 26, 2024

Like Magnet

Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.

There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.

by nikol54601 March 26, 2011

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

live like Steve

Verb / \ 'liv\ The act of purposely acquiring or purchasing clothing, jewelry or accessories for the sole purpose of satisfying the deep seated desire to be "Steve"

Greg: Wow, you just bough a new Rolex. That's same one Steve has.
Judd: Are you sure it's the same? I would hate to have the same watch as Steve
Greg: I'm nearly certain that's Steve's watch
Judd: Yeah, truth be told, I wanna "live like Steve"

by Lil Won October 19, 2017

likely

definitely

Ender is likely sleeping, so he definitely is sleeping

by VenGTAV December 22, 2021

Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.

Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.

by other monkey December 26, 2020

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023