the Jack Fallacy

Where you think you're more awesome than everyone else, and that your opinions are so right, they don't require justification and everyone else is stupid for thinking differently.
Person 1: "I disagree with you, I think the Beatles is a boy band because some of their early stuff shows especially the commercialism aspect of boy bands."
Jack: "That's wrong, obviously the Beatles isn't a boy band."
Person 1: "That's actually the Jack Fallacy, not a real argument."

Jack: "Anyone who doesn't believe in God is an idiot, there's obviously a God."
Person 2: "the Jack Fallacy."
by TessaSalem November 16, 2012
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captain jack

captain jack is a nigga
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Captain Jack

A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)

They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.
Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019
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Spon-e-Jack

Spontaneous Ejactulation typically discharging out of an erect male penis while being thrust in a tight wet hole.
Holy Shit Kat, that guy spon-e-jacked all over my anus.
by Downatfragglerock June 07, 2023
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Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND
Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself
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Jack Schaffner

A giraffe who's taken human form
by im_gr1zz November 12, 2020
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Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way
I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away
by Jackywacky12 September 24, 2020
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