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curse you perry the platypus

A term said by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whenever Agent P foils his plans of ruling the Tri State Area.

Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"
by retardedpotago September 9, 2020
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You got me bent

To be said when someone is insisting on doing something you normally would not do unless whipped. Usually, it is to be said while making the confused Jimmy Butler face.
Friend: We should buy an eight ball for Friday!
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.
by jd.ojeda.7 May 19, 2017
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Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
by Smokyoin April 12, 2021
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it was really nice to meet you

"you couldn't understand how much i wanted to fuck you"
normally sent as a text message after one has met a potential female in a bar or such situation and has had an unsuccesful night in terms of sleeping with said female. the general underlying message remains; "i'm going to play the nice guy role and hopefully fuck you sometime in the future"
ever man's most depressing text message
it was really nice to meet you tonight, we should hook up soon for a 'drink'
by ArabianMonkeyPenguin April 12, 2011
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see you later alligator

You: See you later alligator!
Friend: After a while crocodile!
by Shannon Elizabeth August 12, 2005
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WoW you A Dude ass

Phrase coined by the World of Warcraft forums which became a popular explitive when referring to how you feel about someone, ie. "Wow, you're an ass"
WoW you A Dude ass

the 40% spell damge was not Perce holy damge you Dum Reroll pally to Druid

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=8202605825&sid=1&pageNo=1

It was a sunny sunday day in alabama. Sharon put her pup on the leash and began their routine morning run. Sharon's eye caught a young beefy man hunk, and while her attention was turned , she and her pup took opposite sides of a light post. Sharon jolted forward and fell, injuring her left knee. 'WoW you A Dude Ass!' she exlcaimed. Her pup yowled
by g0thiC_iCe_cReaM April 1, 2009
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We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.
Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.
by jesster79 January 17, 2006
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