octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or the Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch Harry potter . Dick

by Bagod September 26, 2022

Bitch bag

A fanny pack that holds everything.

My bitch bag is a great survival kit it has beef jerky

by Imdatingurwaifu April 3, 2021

Dirty Bag

Reusing a condom you came in to fuck for more rounds

Josh: “Yeah, I dirty bagged that chick”
Matt: “You what?”
Josh: “Ran out of condoms, reused that shit 😂 “

by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

protein bag

A person.

Hey protein bag!

by Rennns October 3, 2020

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.

“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023

Bag of Sprite

A plastic bag filled with Sprite

"Please take one Bag of Sprite"

by LordWrath November 9, 2019