Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020

Peen Time

Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.

Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."

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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"

by Dave. The Man. February 12, 2021

Tent Time

Ref: horse racing; when a horse is taking back to the tent to be put down after breaking a leg

The QB can’t throw a ball 20 yards, I think it’s tent time

by FiveSicks October 10, 2017

Free time

Taking a break from all things study or work related to have a nice time by hanging out with an awesome belgian guy in Delft

Why don't you come over in your free time

by DaRealTuknev May 7, 2019

Times ultra

A form where you are so powerful, people consider you stronger than all might in his prime

Tim: I’m going to go plus ultra, AND KILL YOU!!
Michael: *goes times ultra and punches Tim once*
Tim: *fucking dies*

by Absnejkele February 14, 2020

Brother Time

When you ditch hanging out with your friends to play video games and do sexy time with your family

Is zabs coming out tonight? No he is having brother time

by Peoplemover69 December 14, 2024

Full time mad bastard

TGF BRO

The only full time mad bastards are TGF BRO

by LooseV69420 March 17, 2021