Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week

Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.

by Mooooch February 27, 2021

CUNT

Can't.

Understand.

Normal.

Thinking.

Motherfucking CUNT Corrine!

by bncreampie February 27, 2021

Cunt Punch

(adverb)
when a woman is turned on and her pussy is so thoroughly soaked that she feels she could put it on tap and have someone drink her like hawaiian punch.

examples:
Some bitch was talking shit in math so I leaned over and told her to "shut up and drink my cunt punch"

Bf: damn babe, you're hella wet
Gf: then shut up and drink my cunt punch
*NSFW activities ensue*

by thefuhqbiatch February 28, 2021

Cunt

a stupid person. someone who
Cant
Understand

Normal
Thinking

you’re a cunt

by Gomg February 28, 2021

Cunt Bunt

Similar to a bunt in baseball
When a male ejaculates on his hand and slaps someone with his penis.

Male -I'm gonna cum
Female-Cunt bunt on me
Male-okay *continues to cum on his penis and slaps her on the face*

by Bigdaddyboy March 2, 2021

cunt bigalow

A cunt bigalow is when you go to take a shit and cum all over the toilet seat instead

Derek: Ah fuck, that was so hot I cunt bigalowed all over my grandmas bathroom

by Bubsy4d March 2, 2021

Cunt

Someone who won't even open your message yet will always be posting

1: how rude, I send them an inbox and they can't even open it, yet they're updating their stories on an hourly basis.
2: damn, what a cunt bro

by JimKetch March 12, 2021