Prison term when you only get time to get it in the ass once before getting caught. A ONE Pump CHUMP is the best parter.
by Sukon medick May 20, 2025
Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.
Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.
Richard: I like getting butt slammed but
I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.
Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.
Richard: I like getting butt slammed but
I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.
by Sukon medick May 08, 2025
by Geo P June 24, 2021
by ERMAHGAWD July 13, 2016
My girl said she wanted to stay in and take a bath, so I got in with her and gave her a cajun boiled nut.
by whatinthewhat November 17, 2018
When you get a medical procedure to lift your drooping nut sack otherwise know as a scrotal tuck/lift
by Toilet Nuts May 19, 2018
Some random idiot that complains all day, that some one is trying to steal their boyfriend and hacks their computer. E.G. Wack job.
Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.
How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?
Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.
Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.
How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?
Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.
Man that fucken crazy nut wack complex is really stupid. does she/he really spend all day wanting to be inside me and my system? Who has the problem?
Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.
Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.
Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.
Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.
by UgottheobsessionWackosourusrex May 16, 2010