post nut tiredness

when you have a wank and take a nap

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"

by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected

Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?

by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

Butter Nutting

The practice of blowing a snot rocket into her vagina instead of ejaculating.

My girls been acting up, I'm Butter Nutting tonight.

by Ricky the sticky July 7, 2022

dough-nut

When you fuck a doughnut and cum inside of it.

Preferably a cream-filled doughnut that has been de-creamed so that you can refill it.

"Yo, gimme a doughnut, I gotta dough-nut."

by Syrupy yuppie September 25, 2019

Bust a Nut

The term bust a nut is a slang term referring to the action of ejaculation.

L : "I'm about to bust a nut"
H : "bro too much information"

by Тимофей March 24, 2023

Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.

Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.

by TheBeato November 5, 2023