(kennesaw) high school where 1 out of 10 people are black, and 1 out of every 2 blacks think theyre ghetto but 0% of of those niggers are actually ghetto. youll see the whitest kid living in a big ass house but thinks hes hood, shi youll see a nigga in an even bigger house who thinks hes even more hood. the people that know they aint hood usually end up doing coke at parties anyways so you gotta pick ur poison.
by yunin March 3, 2025

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023

me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022

His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console wars” and then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.
by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024

Located in an office park, it is an opt-in school that steals new freshmen who would have gone to Bothell High School and Inglemoor High School and provides alternative education opportunities.
Bob: "Hey Dan, I heard you're going to that Innovation Lab High School instead."
Dan: "That's right, Bob."
Dan: "That's right, Bob."
by lightbulb5x January 4, 2022

an unproblematic school that is rivals with lightridge high school. they have all the hot boys and hot girls but a very bad sports team. if only it didnt look like a very ugly school.
by malbean January 8, 2022

by hihelohi November 1, 2023
