on my dick

a person who fucks with another person in a romantic-friend way. that person stays committed and keeps coming back.

girl: he's on my dick ..

by babyygie February 17, 2019

Dick Muncher

someone who loves chewing a mans cock

Tommy:I hate sam!
Chris: IK! he's such a dick muncher

by sexmagic25 February 21, 2011

Wrinkle dick

When a guy parties with coke or crystal meth and his dick shrivels up, esp if the dick is uncut wit a lot of foreskin overhang. Many dudes who party dont mind having it, and it feels good to get sucked liked that and show it off all wrinkled. The smaller you are the higher you know you are from the drugs. Perfect example would just be foreskin hanging with no dick because the dudes that high. The bottom boy usually will love to suck on it like that. Also called methclit and clitcock.

I put the glass pipe in my mouth and watch my wrinkle dick shrivel up even tinier.

by partycockboy February 25, 2011

wiener-dick

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.

Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?

by chris March 21, 2005

dick fer

if you don' know what it's for , ask you daddy!

what's a dick fer?

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

Dick year

A relatively short amount of time that seems to take an agonizingly long time to get over with.

Person #1: "Hey, I heard you fucked Tommy last night."
Person #2: "Worst fuck of my life. Ten seconds took a dick year."

by Candicks August 20, 2009

fairy dick

1. a guy who has some definite feminine or homosexual qualities
2. a guy with a small penis (see pixie penis)

Andrew: That's fabulous!
Kenny: STFU you fairy dick!

by krbroyl January 16, 2006