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Penis

The male reproductive organ that shoots out pee and sperm that I will cut off of you
Person 1: Imma cut off your penis
Person 2: *gets penis cut off*
by Inurwalls March 7, 2024
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Penis

Long, not always, but sometimes. Female genitals

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“Nice penis, Regina!”
Thanks girl! Yours is great too!”
They fucked in the sunset togethee
by Yourmother28289192 March 8, 2024
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Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.
by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024
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Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.
by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024
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mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life
wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo
by mark is god March 15, 2024
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N-word penis

When someone is being annoying or is black and looks like a penis
Damn than bitch looks like an N-word penis
by Willyjohnson13 March 18, 2024
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Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.
Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
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