Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
Get the Spanking your Monkeymug. 
by Kronusvirus February 24, 2020
Get the Swall Monkeymug. To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
by Skronx July 5, 2021
Get the Give the monkey what she wantsmug. Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.
by peterosefiretruck November 6, 2010
Get the lost his monkeymug. Can be used in many ways, Define you friends as joke, The actual animal, or in an offensive way like being racist.
by A N G E L April 3, 2024
Get the Monkeymug. by thee_faith July 14, 2025
Get the hot monkey ocean assmug.