Skip to main content

Monkey

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
mugGet the Monkey mug.

Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
mugGet the Buying a monkey mug.

monkeys head

The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.
Can almost see the Monkeys Head poking out of her trackie.
by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019
mugGet the monkeys head mug.

Artic Monkey

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"
by Articmonkeyballz June 8, 2024
mugGet the Artic Monkey mug.

Humping Monkey

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake
by Numpty April 12, 2020
mugGet the Humping Monkey mug.

sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
mugGet the sleep monkeys mug.

Monkey

An insult used by only the chads, such as Suguru Geto and Frieza. Used to represent a dumbass who most likely only sits on Reddit and Discord trying to pull women when they have no rizz online because they look like shit in real life.
Geto: I hate those monkeys
by Satoru Gojo is on top December 3, 2023
mugGet the Monkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email