first player syndrome

When online game players (and generally unskilled ones) think that the game revolves around them. This is most likely due to them playing solo games... Or being an only child.

A: Man, what is up with this Ashe. She keeps getting caught and is blaming support and jungle.

B: Yep, she must have first player syndrome.

by Do you voodoo magic June 4, 2017

love you syndrome

phunsen low rank

kira: love you syndrome
everyone:shut up low rank

by xdman222223 August 31, 2021

Road runner syndrome

WHEN YOU BEAT YOUR DICK AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

Dude, that Road runner syndrome really did a number on my cock, and hand

by Lucia Queena February 8, 2021

Half-cup syndrome

When one is drinking a cold drink (daquiri, smoothie, milkshake etc.) and the liquid sits on top and the bottom half has no moisture and is just flavored ice.

Geff: Dude, you take forever to drink your piña colada!
Emilio: IT's not my fault! I got half-cup syndrome!

by diggy-french April 17, 2010

Sick Building Syndrome

a serious condition that happens in the last hour of a three hour studio design class. Syptoms include: playing loud music via Youtube, crawling under your desk, crying and begging the professor to leave, causing other students to throw objects in your general direction. While suffering on can denounce art college, your career choice and the fact that the computer lab is at a constant 45 degrees.

I can't do my project! i am suffering from Sick Building Syndrome!
bullshit
architecture
headache
interior design

by ArtCollegePro February 21, 2013

insta-snap syndrome

Prominent in teenage girls (and queers) this syndrome is when you are so obsessed with Instagram and snap chat that you become out of touch with reality. This leads to being delusional and people suffering with often expect their parents to buy them a BMW or Mercedes for their first car and also expect them to buy/rent them an apartment when they turn 18. Victims also believe that they do every single chore in the house despite the fact that they sulk in their rooms all day. Sufferers only care about the perfect selfie, not their future. They often will pass high school with shitty grades and expect an IV league education and to be a billionaire before they are 30.

Career options: military(no specific branch), nail painter(if Asian), or just meeting a rich man.

"hey becky i just got my license so my parents will buy me a BMW"

"are you sure your not just suffering insta-snap syndrome"

"No... would you like to take a selfie with me?""

by A Black Jew April 28, 2016

Exploding Head Syndrome

The sensation of hearing a very loud noise in the middle of the night, typically when half-conscious. However the sound never actually happened. Sounds range from explosions and gunshots to even human noises. Rarely, there is a visual phenomenon accompanying the noise, such as a flash of light. The exact cause of the syndrome is unknown.

I woke up at 5am from a loud crashing sound, but I think it was just Exploding Head Syndrome!

by Hyperdrive282 September 9, 2023