Time

A meaningless concept created by humans to keep track of when people come and when people go.

" Hey Joe, what's the time?"
" Time is not real."

by frieschickennoodlewing October 9, 2017

dust in time

Means when your so freaking awesome,you couldn't hit the ground even if you fell.

Dust in time manifestation of coincidences and denture adventures.

by Madisonsrealistknapper83 February 19, 2023

yabby time

when one has to display their most sensitive side to the amusement of another, causing them to giggle into their palm

person 1: did she really giggle at it?

person 2: DONT BLAME ME IT WAS YABBY TIME

by bathrubrattle July 29, 2025

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

Time savers right

a common homebrewed rule in a number of roleplaying games by which a player may declare an answer to a question if it is acknowledged that the gm is taking too long to give an answer.

ok. we have waited long enough. I'm invoking the time savers right.

by Alwain June 1, 2020

Door Time

Refers to the time of day the Harry's House promo team for Harry Styles would post a message or image behind the Harry's House door - always at 12:00pm EST (11:00am CST). Originated by fans in the Larry Stylinson fandom.

Should we assume it will happen at door time since Louis didn't specify a time?

by Music, memories and moments January 21, 2024

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011