Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

monkey

you

“you are a monkey!!”

by youareamonkey September 25, 2025

Chub Monkey

A small black man with a HUGE cock

The fuckin Chub Monkey raped my wife!

by J-Jack Diddler September 26, 2025

Scut Monkey

A Scut Monkey is a person who is the has no morals and contributes no value to society.... But who has fun laughing at other peoples expense and misfortune! The type of person you would find on Benidorm strip encouraging their 10 year old (trainee scut monkey) to put money down a pole dancers pants at 12pm on a Wednesday afternoon!

Look at that Scut monkey! what a Scut monkey! Check out Scut Monkey Entertainments!

by Scut Monkey Entertainments September 26, 2025

Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service

That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025

Hot Monkey

Acting overtly suspicious to onlookers during an exchange with another person that is supposed to be facilitated in a discreet and unnoticeable way.

You're making us look Hot Monkey by putting the interior lights on

by ContrivedCarelessness October 5, 2025

Lex Luthor's monkey

A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.

The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.

by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025