Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.

Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.

by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011

bags

Bags is a slang term for 'DNA'

e.g: 'You have blue eyes'
'Yes, it's in my bags'

by DA URBAN DICTIONARY BRUDA. June 12, 2016

Dumps bag

Used most generally referencing using a lot of cocaine. As in dumping out the entire bag the drug comes in onto a table to divvy into lines

They party pretty hard, everyone dumps bag by the end of the night

by JohnDD July 16, 2021

The Hoen Bag Way

A type of love that isn’t romantic or platonic. It’s simply too strong of a connection for words to describe. Only call it a Hoen Bag connection if you mean it.

We’re Hoen Bags. We’re Twin Hoen Bags, and we can’t even spend a day without each other. We care about each other in the Hoen Bag way.

by Kermitsrightankle July 18, 2021

bag raider

One who is thought to have been taking small amounts of weed from someone else's weed bag without the others knowledge.

"I think my new roommate may be a bag raider."

by Glidethroughthemaze May 6, 2016

Dick Bag

The tiny piece of material that is worn across the private area in an attempt to show off the quads and abs. Compulsory uniform of the Russians and Italians. Also known as the 'bannana hammock', 'dick togs' and 'the budgie smuggler'.

I hate when my dad's pubes hang out of his Dick Bag at the beach. togs banana hammock dt budgie smuggler

by Jbabydfunkyfre$h October 17, 2014

douche bag billi

1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag

You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie

by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021