When something does not make sense
by Talon Critton August 17, 2024

“Hey What’s the bridge called that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave?” “Oh that’s the monkey bridge.”
by Ffrrreasfhte January 3, 2024

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

by thee_faith July 14, 2025

by Saucy_Gorbachev April 26, 2016
