Monkey Booty

When something does not make sense
Being arrested for that is monkey booty
by Talon Critton August 17, 2024
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The Monkey Bridge

The bridge/overpass that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave in Hyde park Massachusetts
“Hey What’s the bridge called that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave?” “Oh that’s the monkey bridge.”
by Ffrrreasfhte January 3, 2024
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monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
Damn rea is so Monkey-brained
by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021
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Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
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hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room
"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"
by thee_faith July 14, 2025
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north monkey

Friend: Hey man how was your trip to Toronto?
Me: Eh it was okay just a ton of fuckin North Monkeys
by Saucy_Gorbachev April 26, 2016
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