Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.

Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.

by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024

Penis Fly Trap

Another word for a vagina

TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.

by TEEJA May 6, 2018

penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.

michael jackson has a 23 inch penis.

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

penis munchies

When your high and want to blow someone.

Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?

by Galaxya May 1, 2016

Penis

The one body part you can't stop lying about

"My penis is 12 inches long!"
"Yeah right lol"

by Fightnperish June 7, 2022