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Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017
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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
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monkeys head

The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.
Can almost see the Monkeys Head poking out of her trackie.
by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019
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Titi monkey

Men with the initials A.B or T.B
by Super Operator February 20, 2024
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Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.
Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.
by other monkey December 26, 2020
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Monkey

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
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Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.
The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.
by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022
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