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dirty aston

Someone by the name of Aston Palmer who has a large cock and loves cars.
Ambitious individual and always gets what he wants.
I was dirty Astonated last night, I still can’t walk, however he picked me up in a lovely MR2.
by Dirty Aston March 30, 2020
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Dirty Madison

The act of making out with someone and while trimming any body hair in the process.
Person 1: Dude did you cut your hair?
Person 2: Oh yeah my girl gave my a Dirty Madison
by JungleOt7 April 16, 2020
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Dirty Weston

When a man with a below average and extremely hairy penis has sex with a woman while he is extremely intoxicated only to find out the next morning that they're in fact a man and they were just bamboozled into having sex with a man despite them being mostly straight.
Man I was so hammered last night I can't believe I pulled a dirty Weston
by Aaaannnddrew October 27, 2020
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Dirty Harvey

A little fucking scrawny fucking bitch who only cares about his fortnite wins. He has a really cool friend named Robbie who is really cool. Harvey isn’t also a renowned sex offender and he is known as a digital threat as he grooms kids online
Kid your such a fucking dirty Harvey. I raw dogged your nan last night
by Vanilla-Ice T July 18, 2020
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dirty lu

When 2 guys are banging their partners from behind, and right before they cum, they pull out and shoot their load into their hands. Then, they high five, splattering their loads all over their partners.
Why do those girls look like ghosts?

Oh, they had a Dirty Lu earlier.
by Fistyslip May 11, 2020
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dirty gindlesperger

Closely related to a dirty sanchez, this is when a man sticks a finger, his dong, or another similarly shaped organ into a woman's ass then draws a circle around her lip with the shit, causing her mouth to look like a fat mexican guy's belly button.
"So I heard you gave her a dirty sanchez last night!"
"No, I went all the way around and gave her a dirty gindlesperger."
by smoog September 29, 2007
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Dirty Asa

A dirty asa is when during sex your partner

Tears off your toenails and eats them
i.e. Cathy gave me a dirty asa and now my toes are killing me
by Carylylyl April 15, 2020
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