Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

Deez nuts

Gobble gobble gobble gag gag gag slurp slurp slurp

Hey there’s deez nuts let me suck um

by Deeznutsexpert June 12, 2023

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022

No Nut November

I already lost :(

No Nut November

by jaytoolivee November 4, 2022

bum nut

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

nut leopard

When the opportunity to bag someone arises, a nut leopard is all over it.

Be careful and wear a cup. The nut leopard could strike at any moment.

by dog in hat November 25, 2010

Chocolate drizzle nut

Penis with doo doo spreaded on your balls

Can I have some of your chocolate drizzle nut please Daddyyyy

by Blasiaa Jones June 4, 2022