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A cunt's picnic

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
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Double Ended Cunt Snake

A utensil women use when they have a sleepover and fuck eachother silly while hissing
Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself
by Ginger man842 June 1, 2023
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Cunt

Naomi from the cat mom's group on facebook.
Wow, did you see what that Naomi girl commented? She's such a cunt, right?
by Cat lady in black August 16, 2019
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Cunt Bully

She bitches about girls in her family that she’s jealous about. Which makes her a cunt or a bully.

Probably called Ruth or Charlotte.
Hey I’m Ruth and I think I’m better than you.

I’m gonna talk badly about you because I’m a jealous cunt bully
by Bobmarley1976 May 6, 2024
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Cunt

A woman who doesn’t let her man play fortnite without her getting mad and leaving him.
Girl: get the fuck off fortnite and talk to me!

Boy: no ya cunt
by ltzkody May 13, 2018
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Cunt

An absolute bagger of a person. Only Aussie
Your a fucking sick cunt
by Legendary boi August 1, 2019
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Thunder Cunt

A word mean massive cunt. Cunt being either a term like ass or jerk
What the hell man you’re being such a thunder cunt
by The Thot Destroyer May 29, 2018
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