Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

Monkey Booty

When something does not make sense

Being arrested for that is monkey booty

by Talon Critton August 17, 2024

The Monkey Bridge

The bridge/overpass that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave in Hyde park Massachusetts

“Hey What’s the bridge called that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave?” “Oh that’s the monkey bridge.”

by Ffrrreasfhte January 3, 2024

monkey knuckle

When a gay man, or woman/ straight man, or woman shoves their hand up there partners ass then pulls out there shit then chucks it at the wall, or in there partners face

Hey girl wanna do the monkey knuckle

by James Swindell August 20, 2024

Artic Monkey

Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"

by Articmonkeyballz June 8, 2024

Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020

Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019