monkey business

a black owned business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “

by lilstankstank October 13, 2022

north monkey

Disgusting Canadian filth

Friend: Hey man how was your trip to Toronto?
Me: Eh it was okay just a ton of fuckin North Monkeys

by Saucy_Gorbachev April 26, 2016

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021

Swall Monkey

A Belfast term for someone who drinks a lot

"Here lad look at the hack of yer man he is so steaming!"
"Aye he's a f**king Swall Monkey!"

by Kronusvirus February 24, 2020

Monkey

Can be used in many ways, Define you friends as joke, The actual animal, or in an offensive way like being racist.

Hes just a monkey😂, That monkey is so playful, That black guy is such a monkey.

by A N G E L April 3, 2024

Sus Monkey

An Ugly Mother Fucker

Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch

by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 9, 2022

Monkey dust

When someone is playing you and you call bullshit

Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank

by kenzf123 June 23, 2022