Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021
Get the Jacks that like Opossumsmug. The guy that has a blonde ponytail and sits watching anime in the corner of the class, half the time he has his head up his own ass, the other half he's looking at funniest names and thinking he is funny.
by Hot sexy beast 69420 October 7, 2020
Get the Jackmug. by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017
Get the Buttcrack Jackmug. - grape vape
- homeless jackson
- mcvirgin
- sexy fingers
- demolition
- bobcat
- mullet man
- dick pic
- team handbreak
- tricycle
- 5 finger discount
- pussy mcpuss puss
- pebbles
- best friend daughter fucker
- carless jackson
- crash test dummy
- speedometer
- DUI dickhead
- homeless jackson
- mcvirgin
- sexy fingers
- demolition
- bobcat
- mullet man
- dick pic
- team handbreak
- tricycle
- 5 finger discount
- pussy mcpuss puss
- pebbles
- best friend daughter fucker
- carless jackson
- crash test dummy
- speedometer
- DUI dickhead
When a jack does something so unbelievably stupid you add it to the name….
“jack pretended to be homeless…”
now becomes homeless jackson and continues to be added to the next stupid stuff.
“jack fucks everything he touches”
therefore sexy fingers
the rest are self explanatory
“jack pretended to be homeless…”
now becomes homeless jackson and continues to be added to the next stupid stuff.
“jack fucks everything he touches”
therefore sexy fingers
the rest are self explanatory
by anonymous1936462725 May 1, 2025
Get the Jackmug. A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-
Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!
Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025
Get the Jack Kellymug. This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
Get the Captain Jackedmug.