Fuck Stain

An insult, normally directed at some fuckhead who decideds that instead of having a good time at the party your at with your girl, hes going to come inbetween you 2 and completely fuck things up, drastically reducing the chance of getting your dick wet.

Dayne is a fuck stain.

by Dawcta Jake June 18, 2008

Fuck a Clock

Derived from the terms "fuck yo couch nigga" and less popular "suck yo cock." "Fuck yo clock" takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man's timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses.

Bro: These eggs are cold, man! Go fuck a clock.

Man: Bro you just mad 'cause yo cock just an hour hand.

by Vik___ August 15, 2009

fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

by KaiserMonkey September 18, 2003

fuck a duck

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

by Rick August 8, 2003

fuck head

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by kevin federko December 4, 2003

Fuck Buddy

a friend whos solo purpose is to fuck when either wants to.

kieth: THERE GOES NICOLE
MIKE: who's that
kieth: thats alex's fuck buddy

by beantown_bombshell June 30, 2006

fuck buddy

two persons who love to fuck, who understand that sexual frustration is unhealthy, who decide they can pleasure each other, no questions asked.

"whose my fuck buddy? yo momma!!!"

by a dozen secrets September 2, 2006