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National blowjob day

The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob
He :Can you suck me tonight Her: Why? He: Bruh its the national blowjob day. Her: Sure
by Lanco April 10, 2019
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National Boyfriend Day

A day that single guys find out that every girl they are interested in is taken
I was thinking of asking out Emily, but she posted a pic with some guy on national boyfriend day, so it turns out she is taken.
by anaxe September 29, 2020
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National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
by Google Calendar October 18, 2021
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National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.
Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.
by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024
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Republic of Phrog Nation

A micronation in North America which claims territory in Southern California. Common abbreviations are RP and RPN. Commonly referred to as Phrog Nation.
The Republic of Phrog Nation declared "independence" on 19 January 2021.
by anonymous September 12, 2022
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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
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Ur generation rainbow nation

Even worse than ur family tree lgbt
Time stops for a milisecond and the sun grows each time it is said
Person: ur family tree lgbt
Me: guess what ur generation rainbow nation
Person: disintegrates into dust and is removed from time and space itself
by FatNibba May 16, 2018
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