When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024

A animal that loves bananas not very intelligent but able to train and do tricks they are very cute and funny.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020

a runescape player who makes videos on youtube
by monkey dudu May 18, 2016

I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.
by seenbean August 1, 2023

“Hey What’s the bridge called that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave?” “Oh that’s the monkey bridge.”
by Ffrrreasfhte January 3, 2024

When a gay man, or woman/ straight man, or woman shoves their hand up there partners ass then pulls out there shit then chucks it at the wall, or in there partners face
by James Swindell August 20, 2024

Very Intergenic and attractive but immature individual usually seen with bigger groups of people either girls or other immature guys able to make money fast
by big D boii February 21, 2017
