Jack

Jack is a typical fat white kid that always eats two cheeseburgers burgers and has a two chins

Jack-“Can I have two cheeseburgers and a high ice” always their favorite order

by Gandolf the wise November 25, 2021

Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.

John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic

by DUNC3 March 1, 2025

Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.

Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.

by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019

Jack

The real one,he's a funny Irish guy who is a youtuber and also addicted to coffee, has a cool voice and a person you want to be friend with, but you can't because you're a loser and you know it

Jack: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADIESSSSS

by VicCaaa March 17, 2022

Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.

"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "

by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021

Rubbing a jack

Slang term for masturbating.

Last night, I was rubbing a jack.

by Fred O'Lay June 22, 2021

Jack Dragnet

An early-20th-centry undercover government agent who posed as a crime-boss in order to obtain enough evidence to make widespread arrests of underworld characters.

To this day it is unclear who murdered Bugsy Siegel, but it is rumored that Jack Dragnet might have had something to do with it, possibly in the course of one of his infamous raids or sting-operations.

by QuacksO November 8, 2019