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alabama hot pocket

The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.
Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went
by Gobzzzie January 11, 2015
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hot cum balloon

The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.
After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.
by cantbetheking November 7, 2013
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Kentucky Hot Brown

The act of performing or receiving anallingus immediately after taking a shit in lieu of using toilet paper.
Since we didn't have any toilet paper, I asked Katy to give me a Kentucky Hot Brown. All she gave me was a kick to the nuts.
by Monkey87 September 16, 2010
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tunisian hot pocket

The action of shitting on your partner and then proceeding to cuddle naked under a heavy blanket.
things are getting serious between me and Jane. Tonight we are gonna try a tunisian hot pocket.
by tunusianhotpocket May 14, 2015
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hot karl nachos

when a man shits on another man's chest and then shouts "nacho! nacho!" while dipping tortillas chips in the steamy pile.
i hot karl nachoed nishant last night
dobbs is the HKN king
nate gave me hot karl nachos for dinner
by Mike Moseley December 24, 2008
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south bay hot

"South Bay hot" is a phrase used to describe the looks of a person who lives in Silicon Valley and is relatively attractive for the South Bay. Because of all of the tech firms in the area, the average looks are lower than is typical, so the standards are lower, too. A person who is a 6 in a major city, such as SF or LA, can be considered an 8 in the South Bay.
"Is she hot?"
"She's South Bay hot."
by Matt!!! December 14, 2008
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Hot Cheeto Girl

A term coined to describe a ratchet girl; the type of girl that goes out of her way to start confrontation; happens to like hot cheetos
Maria Montante is the biggest hot cheeto girl ever, just look at the way she shakes her booty when she walks
Sophia Moran is the opposite of a hot cheeto girl
by cheetofan February 4, 2022
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