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chat blue balls

The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
by big_dude May 29, 2011
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cambodian ball slap

To slap someone's balls with such a force such that the scrotum is ripped off from the base of the male body and sent flainling across the floor.
Chuck Norris once Cambodian Ball Slapped a man, and now that man is chasing his ball across the Atlantic Ocean.
by shark0115 June 15, 2008
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Cock and Ball Tweezers

Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun.
Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!
by B&S Customs Inc. November 7, 2006
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balls 'n all

Refers to loving everything thrown on the barbeque for a good roasting! Passion for barbeqing; A passionate expression for saying 'everything'; the works
example 1: Trows in dere! Buddy, i luvs it, balls 'n all!

example 2: I'll have a supersize combo, balls 'n all!
by Magpi April 21, 2006
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Beach Ball Bottom

A large, bouncy buttox that is somewhat like a beach ball. Started with Courtney, who posesses the original beach ball bottom.
by 36 January 23, 2005
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Holy ball sack

the holiest ball sack ever AKA holy shit or holy titty fuck
Holy ball sack i just saw the hottest bitch ever
by NICKYpooh May 25, 2007
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Bieber my balls

To make someones testicles small like justin biebers. So small that their voice sounds like something from the chipmunks.
by Ellis3332342412 April 24, 2011
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