Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023

Titi monkey

Men with the initials A.B or T.B

Titi Monkey Tony Bailey

by Super Operator February 20, 2024

Monkey

Black people

Learn to take a joke ya damn monkeys

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022

Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.

Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.

by other monkey December 26, 2020

Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016