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Yes, when someone puts "Hill College Survivor" in their Instagram bio-especially if they played baseball-it usually means they:
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• It is as a badge of honor
• Played for Hill College in Hillsboro, Texas, which is a JUCO (junior college) with a reputation for intense baseball training.
• Survived the notorious program which is known for pushing its players hard, with tons of running, conditioning, and discipline.
• It is as a badge of honor
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