bottom feeding dog slappa

A lazy bastid of New England origin, most likely seen drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Shlitz while contemplating how to remove a stump from his property without damaging his trailer. Will often bum ciggarettes, money, beer, weed, or anything that has monetary value.

Hey ma, where's pa?

That bottom feeding dog slappas' out back rastlin' with that ole stump agin. Tell him to get down to the packy' and get some Boones Farm, 2 packs of Marlboro's and some cheese

by Big Bad Bricky September 23, 2006

Clifford the big red dog

A stupid ass dog that can talk

Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:Meg can we watch family Guy pls?!Meg:No!!!This is a kid show!Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:oh...I thought is was a your human body is a chew toy show.?!Curtains close

by Brown skin beauty July 13, 2020

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

im straight trippin dog

It means no, or im tired of you asking me so leave now before I beat your ass. Also used as a way to confuse people.

"Hey man, you wanna go play chess?"
"Im straight trippin dog"

by imyourcustomersometimes July 22, 2009

New York Chili Dog

When you take a piece of shit and put it in someone's ass crack. Then you put your dick on top.

I had a might good New York Chili Dog last night.

by Derrick L. June 30, 2007

Hot dog with extra ketchup

When two gays give it to eachother up the bum so long that they start bleeding, resulting in a bloody weiner between two buns.

Rick: Damn my ass is sore
Tod: Why, did you get a Hot dog with extra ketchup?
Rick: yeah

by Mofunitus October 5, 2010

Dog Park Punch Mad

When you get so mad because your mini dog attacks another mini dog at the dog park, you punch the playboy model who owns the other dog in the face.

Like when a Sacramento County law enforecment officer punches a citizen in the face over a midget dog fight.

Jennifer: What's wrong?
Jane: Oh I was at the dog park and this cop go so mad she punched me
Jennifer: Oh she must have been Dog park punch mad.

by sillymama1974 June 26, 2010