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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
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nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.
You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?
by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019
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Nostalgia Nut

A nostalgic memory from something you like (like a video game you used to play) and that nostalgia is so good it gives you a mental orgasm
Person 1: Dude, I was playing skyrim the other day and when the soundtrack kicked in I got a weird mental orgasm

Person 2: Oh I feel you, its like a nostalgia nut, right?

Person 1: EXACTLY!
by Harolds BJBJ's December 3, 2019
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deez nuts

a really immature and stupid joke about sucking testicles
Hey, you know Suggon? Suggon deez nuts!
by Isaac D. Snuts August 8, 2023
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Deez/nuts

Someone with low brain cells and most likely gay that likes being fisted, but rejects themselves.
Did you see that Mark has 'Deez/nuts' in hid bio he HAS to be gay
by Skskskieuebens July 18, 2021
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Nut Frosting

Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.
That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.
by JackDaddy6294 August 3, 2023
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Go Nuts November

Ejaculating frequently is considered to be good for men's health. So why on earth would you withhold that for an entire month in the same month that is used to promote men's health?! That's nuts!

So don't do that, fuck No Nut November, that shit is so last year anyway, nut all you want, go nuts!

And if you want to withhold so badly, just use Stoptober for that.

Nut every day in november!
Go Nuts November, the only way to go! (or come)
Yo, dude, why are you still doing that No Nut November? That shit ain't doing you much good. It's unnecessary torture. I'm doing Go Nuts November. Just nut every day for the entire month. That's better for you, and way more fun!
by Awe&borrow November 4, 2020
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