Monkey eye shot

The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey

I love to give my sister a monkey eye shot

by Bobby miller February 25, 2025

Monkey

A slang term for molly/ecstasy pills usually used in Florida.

I been rollin off the monkeys I don’t fuck with xans.

by BigSteppa September 15, 2020

pop juice monkey

Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.

Peter North is often cast because he's the best pop juice monkey in the industry.

by anonymous January 3, 2025

The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 22, 2021

absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020

Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.

Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.

by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021

Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016