do a ferrari

to fuck something up really badly

they ought to do a ferrari this weekend, its unevitable

by dasdsagdfd September 4, 2022

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do dishes

wash（do） the dishes

My brother would do dishes if there was any

by mapleinaut March 19, 2017

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Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

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What you're doing

I made you feel bad and now you want me to feel bad.

Hym "Except I didn't molest a retard or rape anybody. I have nothing to feel bad about. Kendra, on the otherhand, does. I won't ever be sorry. Whether or not I get the credit I deserve isn't contingent on that but whether or not a little girl gets to experience fat-cock bliss is. What I did instead was create AI and become the greatest writer who has ever lived. What you're doing is taking revenge on someone who didn't accost you and it reeks of someone who got raped and is fucked in the head because of it. And now that all those kids are dead explicitly because of you, you're worse than literally any rapist. You're like a mass murder who also manufactured a mental illness."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

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