The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
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Get the Cock in Connor’s mouth mug.A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.
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Get the Cock out of a carrot mug.The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).
Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger?
John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.
Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.
John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.
Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.
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Regularly performs the action known as a big cock grab.
Regularly performs the action known as a big cock grab.
Big cock grabber: "Come here Alan, i want to grab that big cock of yours ! "Said Alan to himself, though secretly he wished there were other big cocks nearby for him to grab.
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