post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

Deez nuts

A word where especially middle school boys talk about their balls

A word where especially men talk about their balls

Joe: deez nuts!

Bella: stop talking about your balls. It’s not attractive

by Gigi is a loser March 23, 2022

nuts

Used to describe a crazy/ insane person.
Also used when someone makes an insane play in a game.

Florian is nuts!
Guys watch out for florian he is completely nuts!

by AMU RABA July 20, 2022

Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :

Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke

On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"

by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021