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How did he get the gun? 

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard
Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
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Do you always get up this surly? 

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.
Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"

You WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS 

I will make you regret this.
Hym "You WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. A kid is going to die and they are going to come for you and you are going to lose everything."

Im about to get on hots 

You gonna get agressive. Simple and Easy!
Carter: Pussy ass bitch!

Quantavious: Im about to get on hots. Dont play me with me bro!

Does Lady Gaga Get Naked in the Joker Sequel 

My next Google search... I heard it bombed. I heard it got thrashed in the reviews. Disappointing.
Hym "Does Lady Gaga get naked in the Joker sequel..........? *Sigh* It doesn't say... Damn..."