Jizz Monkey

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Monkey

In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.

Just lost a monkey in poker.

by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019

monkey bird

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.

" that dirty little monkey bird"

by Flintown April 22, 2014

monkey

used to name other people for annoyance

Nickrye your such a monkey!

by anonymous November 30, 2023

stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots

You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024

Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.

"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"

by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013

smog monkey

a derogatory term for a black person

YOU FUCKING SMOG MONKEY

by jlyfish44 March 1, 2024