spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..

My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!

by Diustinswife December 21, 2016

JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

means the mentioned cheese is good.

i think JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

by HIHIHIHIHHII!!!!FURRYSEXWATCHE August 01, 2023

camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"

by JerBearGRR March 12, 2014

A jack

A kind person who is funny and a “girl magnet”

Your a jack

by Astromech0 July 16, 2022

Hollow Jack

A hollow jack is a verb that describes when one masturbates out of boredom.

There's nothing good on TV, I'm just gonna go have a hollow jack and pass out.

by BillGlintin March 16, 2023

doppelganger jack

the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)

Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good

by Apieceofchewedgum May 08, 2018

Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things

Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack

by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020