one eyed champ

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

one-finger wave

Just another sly euphemism for flipping the bird.

As Team Trump entered the courtroom, I thought I saw someone right there near the front do an ever-so-brief one-finger wave intended for the onetime Insurrectionist in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2023

One Direction

One Direction is a English-Irish boyband, consisiting of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and previously Zayn Malik.
One Direction went on a hiatus early 2016/late 2015 and have all started solo careers since.
They said it'd be a 18 month long hiatus, IT'S BEEN 25 DAMN MONTHS.

Person: I love Logan Paul's music.
Intellectuals: Lemme show you some real music, made by 1D, some lovely lads that didn't film a suicide victim.
One Direction consisted of 5 lovely members.

by Peoplecallmeageek July 30, 2018

one of the legends from the ff after dark

otherwise known as Sharkbait, he is the most thoughtful person who will most likely find a veebs, he is obsessed with alcohol specifically white claw and a man named preston he is a bit gay he also LOVES jacob sartorius!!!

person 1: whos unemployed?
person 2: sharkbait, one of the legends from the ff after dark!

by jakepaul4ever July 31, 2019

One Two

A one-two is a term used in football to indicate a pass towards another teammate.

Messi does a One Two, to not let the opposite team have the ball.

by gangsterbob September 24, 2025

Noisy one

The ones to watch.

You watch the quiet one reading the newspaper, I'll watch the noisy one with the gun saying he's/she's going to shoot the one that isn't scared of him/her (though people don't often warn you with words). The scared one is the one that will shoot.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021